Wacky Web Tales: Recipe of the Class 25

Super SaLad


To make the best Russian Bear salad, you need fresh ingredients. The best time to buy a fresh Russian Bear is from January to December. Go to your local market. Pick up one Russian Bear and study it. The Russian Bear should be Rusty and Mashutka-like. These taste the best! Put 10937248.6120487132944444 of them in your shopping cart. You will also need a pound each of carrots and Agent Orange.
Next, you need to get the ingredients for the salad dressing. You might like Rocky Mountain Deer dressing, which tastes yummy on Russian Bear salad, but you might also enjoy Llama dressing. Pick out the 1324532646 best fruits you can find. Take your ingredients home, and get ready to make your salad.
Wash and dry each Russian Bear thoroughly. Use your Prankster and Lady Jane Grey to separate the parts of the Russian Bear. Put the pieces in a large salad bowl. Next, chop the carrots and Agent Orange, and put those in the bowl. To make the dressing, mash the fruit in another bowl. Add a cup of oil and 0.21974092 teaspoons of vinegar. Pour the dressing into the large salad bowl and mix the ingredients. Voilà! Enjoy your Russian Bear salad.

-from eduplace.com

*I apologize for the violence in this story, which only the Class 25 will understand. Thank you!!!!!

-Jiyoon aka Llama